In the meantime, I have a conversation to share. I'm not saying who is who, but those who know us IRL should know which spouse is whom.
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Scene: living room, after supper, watching tv with the dog
Spouse1: *farts* (once again, after an evening of frequent bodily noises)
Spouse2: wow, again?
Spouse1: yeah, sorry.
not sure why I’m so gassy tonight (having said the same thing an hour previous)
not sure why I’m so gassy tonight (having said the same thing an hour previous)
Spouse2: huh, what did you have for lunch today?
Spouse1: chili
(silence)
(laughing)
Ain't marriage grand?
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